You ever do that thing where you think “Okay, I need to watch this video everyone is complaining about to see how bad it actually is,” and then it’s worse than you even expected and the stupid song gets stuck in your head? Ugh.
Falling asleep can be harder than waking up! Especially if you’re on that snooze alarm 5 times schedule. Here are some tricks to help you sleep.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass